The next pope


Apparently there are rumors that the pope is considering retirement soon.

I don't know how much truth there is in the rumor, but I do know exactly who the next pope will be:


An old white man who virtue-signals about abortion because of "saving children" while he shields pedophiles from the consequences of their actions.

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